My promotions manager informed me that I need to hype up Elephant…

September 14, 2019 · 8:05 AM UTC

My promotions manager informed me that I need to hype up Elephant Appreciation Eve and told me to make it initial capitals so it sounds like something official. I've been instructed to downplay that this is on the same level as many food holidays or probably below because food holidays don't have "eves" like Christmas. @lordsquinkton also said to keep this super short as no one has any attention span these days unless they are on atteral (sp?) and that's not our target demographic. In retrospect hiring a promotion manager in house was maybe not a great decision and I should have considered more qualified applicants.